Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age birthday For over a decade

For over a decade

Are you tired of hearing ’Mercury must be in retrograde’ every time the slightest thing goes wrong

abundance and miracles

for the first time

Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age birthday For over a decadeokes and haikus have a common goal: to pack the greatest punch in the most succinct way possible. In Eating Salad Drunk, today's biggest names in comedy come together to do just that, with hilarious, poignant, and (sometimes) dirty haikus about living and coping in our modern burnout age. Contributors include Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Ian Black, Aubrey Plaza, Margaret Cho, Maria Bamford, Ray Romano, Aparna Nancherla, Ziwe Fumudoh, Chris Gethard, Sasheer